CAT......

A MAN hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it.
He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.
But when he got home, the cat had found its way back.
The next day, he dropped the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept finding its way home before he did.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her: 'Jen, is the cat there?'
'Yes, why do you ask?' she asked.
Frustrated, the man said: 'Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions.'